Straight outta Egypt with Michael Rapaport

S4
E33
35mins

For this special Passover episode, Mijal and Noam open their door to actor and comedian Michael Rapaport (Friends, Only Murders In The Building, The Traitors). If the conversation had only been about the holiday, dayenu. But there’s plenty more on the seder plate, including that viral meal from The Traitors and Michael’s campaign to become the next mayor of New York City. Careening between moments that are funny, irreverent, wistful, and poignant, this is a conversation you won’t want to miss.

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Noam Weissman

Hey, everyone, welcome to Wondering Jews with Mijal and Noam.

Mijal Bitton

I’m Mijal

Noam Weissman

And I’m Noam, and this podcast is our way of trying to unpack those really big questions being asked today about Israel, about Judaism, and about the Jewish experience.

Noam Weissman

And today we have with us our good friend Michael Rapaport.

Mijal Bitton

Welcome. Great to have you.

Michael Rapaport

Thanks for having me. I appreciate a big fan of the podcast. I’ve never I’ve never even seen you. But I know your voice very well. Of course I know. No know. But you’re the real MVP. She’s the real that she’s the real MVP. To quote the great Kevin Durant.

Noam Weissman

Yeah, the real MVP. Yes. By the way you know the reference. He’s talking about his mother Kevin Rudd’s mother okay. The real MVP. Yes. That’s the that’s the context of that comment. Do you know how to even respond to said comment.

Mijal Bitton

But. Well yeah.

Michael Rapaport

Well you’re the MVP. You’re the.

Noam Weissman

MVP. Yes. Real MVP.

Michael Rapaport

Yes. But as opposed to him, I’m just saying he thinks he’s the MVP. You’re the real MVP. Got it got it got it.

Noam Weissman

And now you know.

Mijal Bitton

Now you know I do not. But I’m really excited to have you here.

Michael Rapaport

My thanks for having.

Mijal Bitton

Me on social very moved by your voice your strong Jewish pride your, your we’re going to have a good conversation.

Michael Rapaport

Let’s do it. Let’s do it.

Noam Weissman

I want to just say, like, just to Kevin’s for a second here, and you and I grab lunch together in South Florida. Yep. Months ago or last year. I don’t know what it was. It was a while ago. Okay, fine. And you were the. You were the king of Florida. That’s what I viewed it as. You were the king of the Jews.

Noam Weissman

That’s what you are. You were. I’m telling me how to.

Mijal Bitton

Step on the table.

Noam Weissman

Yeah. It was, I was mesmerized by what was happening. The amount of people that wanted to take pictures with you. Do you remember this?

Michael Rapaport

Of course, of course I remember meeting you. And, Yeah. I mean, you know, I’m flattered by all that. I never really would have imagined that I would have a voice or a meaningful voice in our community in the way that I realize that I do now. I take it, every greeting, every exchange, every picture, every hug, every tear that’s been shed is is is very meaningful to me.

Michael Rapaport

And, humbling and, you know, it’s it’s it’s all sort of part of this, mosaic, in my memory, in the last two and a half years or so. So, yeah, I, I never forget, I never forget it. I never forget it, and I never take it for granted.

Noam Weissman

It’s really special because I think people feel. I know you’re a funny guy. You got a good sense of humor. Yes. You got a lot.

Michael Rapaport

You got to have a good sense, you know? Especially now. Now more than ever.

Noam Weissman

Yeah, there’s a lot going on. But do you think that’s a part of the Jewish story of, like, how we deal with tragedy, difficulty, complicated history? Is that part of it.

Michael Rapaport

That 100% funny? No. Well, I mean, that’s not I don’t say why I’m so funny or even that I am funny, but I think as far as, you know, Jewish humor, it definitely I think all, great humor comes from some sort of pain or darkness,

Mijal Bitton

You know, Rabbi Jonathan Sacks used to write and speak a lot about humor as one of the strongest Jewish responses to history. And what’s got this really strong.

Noam Weissman

Like to like a response to me, catastrophe is.

Mijal Bitton

Yeah, he would he would write about laughter and Jewish humor and how he was like a religious response.

You know, Michael, you’ve shared with us a little bit about kind of like your experiences the last two and a half years feeling part of this community from from South Florida, the Upper East Side, thinking about Jews in Israel, Jewish humor. I’m just curious, especially as we’re talking about Passover. What was your Jewish family like growing up?

Mijal Bitton

What’s what was the Passover for you when you were a kid?

Michael Rapaport

Passover for me when I was a kid was extremely inconsistent. You know, I grew up in Manhattan to Jewish parents. My mother’s, from Long Island, the Five Towns, which is a very specific, different type of Jewish woman. This is not a, Jap. This is a jab. I call them Jewish American ball breakers. They’re not Jewish American princesses.

Michael Rapaport

And, but, you know, I Passover, you know, some of it was at my grandmother’s house when she was alive. But that was sort of the the the epicenter for it. If we’d go to my grandmother’s house. You know, when I was a kid, we would have a proper Passover. But, you know, my father, who’s also Jewish, who’s still with me, he’s still alive.

Michael Rapaport

My father’s 93, grew up in New York City. Obviously two Jewish parents.

But, you know, he’s single parent. My parents were divorced. And, and, you know, they for whatever reason, have to go down that rabbit hole we didn’t have, you know, Passover, I believe one.

Michael Rapaport

I remember one at my father’s house, but he was just, you know, he was raising two sons. And my mother was raising two. You know, we were split time with them. Was is like Kramer versus Kramer, you know, movie Kramer first. Kramer. That’s what my that’s what my childhood was like. Was like that that two parents, you know, East Side, my mother.

Michael Rapaport

Whatever. But so, you know, Passover. The good memories were, you know, when we were at my grandmother’s house and, you know, making sense of it because Judaism as a practice, wasn’t, discussed, preached or even, and it certainly wasn’t a consistent in my mother’s home or my father’s home. But both my parents grew up with it around them.

Michael Rapaport

Why? They didn’t install it into my brother. You got to get them on the podcast and ask them. But yeah.

Noam Weissman

But Michael, you. Yeah. So your Jewish attorney, let’s talk about this. Yeah. Well, I’ll give it a little story. You and I were doing an event together in South Florida. Yes. It was like 3 or 4 p.m. and Michael goes to me and he says, Norm, for me or like, for your backstage, I’m like, what’s up? What you need?

Noam Weissman

He goes, you put on tefillin today. He says you remember this.

Michael Rapaport

Yeah. Yeah yeah.

Noam Weissman

When I’m feeling in the morning I guess what I do but am I, I was, I know I bring my phone with me anywhere, everywhere and I make sure people put it on their phone. So when did you start like that. Was you.

Mijal Bitton

Plus about.

Michael Rapaport

This. Yeah. Yeah yeah I love that I love yeah there’s.

Noam Weissman

I love that moment. My wife was there. She was, she was cracking up. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. But but you but like you mentioned, since you’re.

Mijal Bitton

From not celebrating.

Noam Weissman

You’re not exactly.

Mijal Bitton

To.

Noam Weissman

To offering me tefillin. Yeah.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, yes. Tefillin

In November of 2023, a Chabad kid who’s very, very passionate about to fill in his name is Yossi Farrow.

Michael Rapaport

He, reached out to me about wrapping tefillin, and, I said, yeah, I’ll do it. And I met with him, and he was very.

Noam Weissman

Was it your first time?

Michael Rapaport

No, it wasn’t my first time. It was my first. No, it wasn’t my first time. I had done it.

Noam Weissman

How long ago.

Michael Rapaport

With with this time I’m doing.

Noam Weissman

It. I’m saying between between justified or over, you know, a.

Michael Rapaport

Couple of years because I remember there was a couple of years before, two years, the year before, it was on the street, it was on the west side of it. And because it was these kids, they looked like, the Little Rascals. Sometimes I love, you know, and like, I’m like, how old are you? Like, I’m nine.

Michael Rapaport

He’s got, like, a full mustache and a beard. You know, I love, like, the whole style and the whole look. And, And I know I’m just like, you know, like their cat sometimes, like they’re counting numbers. But Yossi, when he did, he took his time. He was explaining to me was very meaningful. And the hostages had been, it already been taken, and I had.

Michael Rapaport

It’s already sort of, you know, sort of been, sort of, and I was, I was, activated, I was activated, and then he said, if we come back next week, we wrap again. I said, cool, we did it again. They we did another time. And then he said, if I get you to film, will you promise to wrap tefillin every day?

Michael Rapaport

I said yes, like two weeks later. Somehow, someway, they got me this beautiful bag into filling and and and since then I’ve done it every day. And one of the things that was so meaningful, about, that time and starting to fill in, is that I realized that, the hostages, and I think they had come home with something, but I realized that there were there were Jewish men that had, wrapped to fill in all the time, and they couldn’t wrap to fill in because they were being held hostage.

Michael Rapaport

And, and and that’s why I started, posting about it. Because I wanted to just share and, you know, like. And now every time I post, I say every time is a blessing and every time is a mitzvah. And the reason why at the time, I said every time was it was to me, it felt like a blessing to be able to do it as a Jewish man.

Michael Rapaport

Yeah.

Mijal Bitton

Let’s get back to Michael. You know, it’s interesting you’re saying that, one of the motivations for you was thinking of that the had the same. Yeah. As I was, like, walking here, and I was just thinking about Passover, and I realize that my customers so much of the intention, the thinking. I was there to defend the hostages.

Mijal Bitton

Yeah. Like literally we had like cards of hostages at our table. We would leave like a chair for them. I had like like Haggadah for Passover. Yeah. And, and I had this moment I was like, oh my gosh, what am I doing differently this year? I think that.

Michael Rapaport

We.

Mijal Bitton

Were able to celebrate Passover and freedom without this, this terrible anguish

And, and also, I mean, I’ve just been reflecting on how we think about freedom differently, like, we’ve just gone as a Jewish people through these years, roller coasters after October 7th. One of the things that I’m thinking about, and I’m curious to hear what people think is some of the testimonials that the latest round of, of fame especially brought up with them, when they spoke about, praying and captivity, about organizing each other in captivity.

Mijal Bitton

They spoke about expressing gratitude in captivity, things like that. It just made me think that that freedom very often is a choice that you can. You can. I mean, God wouldn’t have a better to a physical freedom, right? But you can be, completely politically free and still be enslaved to your instincts, with your society. Or you can be in the towns in Gaza and behave like a free man.

Noam Weissman

Right. And light Hanukkah candles like we saw.

Mijal Bitton

Right there was there was so many things somebody like, they even observe Passover. Yeah. To find that the time, it’s like absolutely amazing.

Michael Rapaport

100%. I 100%. And you know, it’s it’s, you know, inspired that that part of it is inspiring. You know, I, I, you know, like, I, I haggle because you hear, you know, people’s stories and, you know, like, you know, what is a hero and what’s heroic and what’s circumstances it but it’s I think it’s like how you deal with it.

Michael Rapaport

But it’s certainly when you hear about the people’s testimonies in the stories, in the the crap that they went through in the horrors that they went through, it is keeps things in perspective.

You know, like, I really feel that way.

Noam Weissman

Like it was Passover. So you were saying when you were a kid. Yeah. Yeah. It really it sounds like your Passover experience is. What were the most memorable part of your childhood, necessarily? What are you doing now as an adult to Passover? Do you, like, have a favorite place you pick? Like are you like into like, I don’t know, I don’t know.

Michael Rapaport

Plague we.

Noam Weissman

Do have like, is there like, is there a thing that you guys is there a ceremony you do? Is there a ritual that you do as an adult that you try to pass it on to the next generation? Is there something that you’re doing that’s a unique experience?

Michael Rapaport

I wouldn’t I would be I’d be lying if I said, I have something that’s unique in that that’s steady. Because because of the last, you know, three years coming into concluding this Passover have been so, chaotic for me and where I’ve been. And you know, and, and, you know, being around, you know, with so, so many different people.

Michael Rapaport

So I would be I, you know, that’s a TBD. And I think.

Noam Weissman

Michael’s got some good customers.

Mijal Bitton

Thank you so much today.

Noam Weissman

What are your comments?

Mijal Bitton

If I didn’t have much better food in Passover, I just.

Noam Weissman

Want to pull you. You didn’t have to end the sentence with on Passover.

Mijal Bitton

Thank you. I appreciate it. I have no, but especially. Yes.

Noam Weissman

Specifically explain why.

Mijal Bitton

We. Yeah, because, well, really, you guys have to explain why. Hahahahahahahaha.

Michael Rapaport

That’s funny.

Mijal Bitton

Yeah, I know, there’s so, so the Bible and repeating tradition talks about hermits, how they translate.

Noam Weissman

Leaven.

Mijal Bitton

Like. Right.

Noam Weissman

So there’s like, everyone knows what 11 means.

Mijal Bitton

Yeah. Five different types of grain. Yes. Right. Right. If we consider Passover our specific rules around it. And then there’s this whole, this category of me out.

Noam Weissman

Legumes.

Mijal Bitton

Okay.

Noam Weissman

Right. Have you heard this before?

Michael Rapaport

Yes. You’ve heard of legumes? Yeah. Yes.

Noam Weissman

Like in your childhood?

Michael Rapaport

No, no, no, just.

Noam Weissman

Like my my cousin. Like like I was like.

Mijal Bitton

You don’t eat rice.

Noam Weissman

You could have gotten mixed in with other things without.

Mijal Bitton

Some other legumes. So you don’t eat, right?

Noam Weissman

We only legumes.

Mijal Bitton

I don’t we don’t eat legumes. Okay, okay.

Michael Rapaport

I’m no legumes.

Noam Weissman

Like those.

Mijal Bitton

So if you could really taste the difference between legumes.

Noam Weissman

So you have rice.

Mijal Bitton

Yes. Yeah. But again you have to explain it I think that.

Noam Weissman

The, the, the burden of proof on me.

Mijal Bitton

Is still on me. Because historically there were more contemporary reasons.

Noam Weissman

Like, I’m not in the business of defending the practice of not eating of legumes. I just not I’m not going to I’m not going to. I’m it’s not the hill. I’m going to value some.

Mijal Bitton

If you have this, some people on Passover, they really want to feel like they’re depriving themselves. Well because it mean with legumes like but it clean obsessively this and that. Like maybe they want to go the extra mile.

Noam Weissman

Well there’s a psychological it’s psychological.

Mijal Bitton

It’s I think they have the rug. You know, I do what I need to do.

Noam Weissman

You do the minimum.

Mijal Bitton

I do.

Noam Weissman

What’s the can I defend that perspective for a second? I’m not.

Mijal Bitton

Accusing.

Noam Weissman

You. I’m just I just on there for a second. Yeah. My defense is that do you clean obsessively? Zero.

Mijal Bitton

Okay.

Mijal Bitton

Okay.

Noam Weissman

But I still want to defend it. Okay. In the interest of defending that cannot go for a second. Go for it. My defense is that Passover represents the national liberation of the Jewish people.

Mijal Bitton

That’s how we celebrate.

Noam Weissman

Okay. And so it’s a far of the same side here. Right? And there is a very intense prohibition to have had that Levin be seeing or eating it on Passover and, and owning it. Exactly. And there’s a the, the consequence in Judaism for it is called spiritual excision meaning. Correct. That’s right. That’s like it’s a big deal to be excommunicated from the people.

Noam Weissman

So people who will not keep kosher at all during the year choose on Passover to say, I’m not having commit and I’m going to keep kosher for Passover. So there’s already this like, unique thing about Passover that that leads to a certain amount of like, all right, let’s take the series, I guess anxiety, but it’s part of identity number one.

Noam Weissman

And number two, it’s part of this, like, hey, I don’t want to mess with this sort of thing. So that’s where a lot of it comes from. Have we taken it too far? I’m going to say yes. I’m not going to like recap. Yeah, yeah I’ve seen.

Mijal Bitton

Like the foil paper. Yes yes.

Michael Rapaport

Yes.

Noam Weissman

So there’s there’s some of that tinfoil thing going on. Not not about oh maybe I don’t you know, I don’t think we have that in our house. Maybe we do. I should know the answer to this question. I don’t know the answer though. I don’t know. But I when I was a kid, I used to I think my mom and my dad who would like, tell us, I think they would just use this as an opportunity.

Noam Weissman

We would have our drawers and they were for like a few weeks before. But actually this is going to be a basketball reference. And Sundays I used to love it. Okay, let’s just look at it. Listen, an NBA on NBC on Sunday. So when MJ would be beat up on your like cute little Knicks in the mid 90s that.

Michael Rapaport

That that that that that that that that’s back now.

Noam Weissman

I love it. Okay.

Michael Rapaport

John Tesh.

Noam Weissman

I couldn’t stand cleaning for Passover on the Sundays unless I figured out a way to somehow clean in the kitchen because I could watch over the TV in the kitchen so I could watch NBA on NBC. But what? I had to go to my room and clean the drawers, I’m like, why am I cleaning drawers? I’m not eating anything here.

Noam Weissman

I promise I will not eat any crumbs from these drawers. So, you know, you are right and we don’t do that anymore. We’re done with that. I think my parents are done with that. Also. I think we went through a period of doing that, but.

Mijal Bitton

It’s so my dad’s, a rabbi. And I look up to him for a lot of guidance, and he’s always been the kind of rabbi that he’s strict with the law but doesn’t believe in going overboard. Right. And he doesn’t. He always said, like the a rabbi, the community leader needs to be careful with the people’s time and people’s money and not to.

Noam Weissman

Be like that.

Mijal Bitton

Ask them to do things that are unnecessary, but to educate them enough. They know the law. They’re not, God forbid, like, you know, violating a prohibition. But then so you know what? They always you know what you’re supposed to do and you don’t go crazy. That’s the way that I was raised, with Passover.

Noam Weissman

I like that, I like that we just contrast it the way we were raised and you’re like, yeah, that’s that’s the follow. And I’m like, my parents made me.

Michael Rapaport

Clean up and I’m like, my parents taught me shit.

Mijal Bitton

I like that, I like. Okay. So one of them, I it’s a, it’s a Sephardi custom. I grew up saying it in Spanish. And now in the last since I got married, we do it in Arabic. Which is that? Right at the beginning, you know, when you have, like, California. Right. Like around the beginning, when you were, like, opening the door.

Noam Weissman

This is the bread of affliction. Yes, yes. I was like, transcendent.

Mijal Bitton

Thank you.

Noam Weissman

By the way, it’s in Arabic, not in Hebrew.

Mijal Bitton

Okay. I’m sorry. Yes. Thank you. So I grew up there. We would go around and we would actually dress up. We would dress up as though we were leaving Egypt. This kind of follows like there’s a statement that Ashkenazi and Sephardi candidate have a different you. You guys have it. Every person has to see themselves as if they left Egypt.

Mijal Bitton

Those of us who follow the language, media rendition, you have to show yourself as if you.

Michael Rapaport

Are.

Mijal Bitton

Different psychologically. Anyways, we would literally get like pillowcases dressed up, but then we’re leaving Egypt and then we would go around and our parents would ask us three questions, which today we do in Arabic with our children, because my husband’s family’s from Egypt and Syria. And the questions are, do.

Noam Weissman

You understand it?

Mijal Bitton

Yeah. Also, like I mean, I actually like anyone mess it up. I brought it with me, in case you want to hear.

Noam Weissman

It, because I do.

Michael Rapaport

Pillow cases to carry things.

Mijal Bitton

Yeah, that I don’t do. My husband, someone doesn’t do that.

Michael Rapaport

But but that’s what was in the the pillow cases. What you okay.

Noam Weissman

We we how we took that safari tradition. We we might. Father. Mother.

Michael Rapaport

That’s a go bag. That’s called the go bag.

Noam Weissman

So what we do, we walk around with Moses behind our back, like, on our shoulders, and we walk around the table. That’s what we do. Like to follow the my mom Nadine way of life.

Mijal Bitton

So in Syria and Egyptian and other communities. But then he’s also they, they have they call it the Machado time, ritual. So they, they read certain verses from the Torah which says Machado or not, like you’re basically reviewing the verses of the scribe, the Jewish people leaving Egypt holding masses. Yeah. And then I’ll read it to you.

Mijal Bitton

Will we say to our children, my kids know it by heart because I grew up saying in Spanish. So everybody asked me when Jaya and which means in Arabic, where do you come from? And you have to answer Israel. No. Where do you come from? No.

Noam Weissman

No, Judah.

Mijal Bitton

No no no no no, you just left.

Noam Weissman

You do. Oh, no.

Mijal Bitton

Oh, where do you come from? I get to pick up,

Noam Weissman

Oh for one.

Michael Rapaport

And what’s it? Egypt. Egypt? Egypt. Okay, okay.

Noam Weissman

You don’t know. Okay.

Michael Rapaport

I was like, we’re not. I was like Manhattan. You listen, was I a good. What do you think? You’re you’re you’re your teacher. If you had to assess if I was a good student, what would be your. What would be your. The Mason teacher.

Noam Weissman

Fun learning with you, but I’m not sure. It would be easy to teach you that.

Mijal Bitton

That’s that’s a good education.

Michael Rapaport

Yeah, I would say not easy. Is probably an understatement.

Mijal Bitton

Like you would love this part because I got it. Because it’s fun.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, yes. Now I’d be a great student.

Noam Weissman

Okay. Oh, yeah.

Mijal Bitton

So, I mean.

Michael Rapaport

Well, I don’t know about that. I think the bad student stole my inner child is still the bad student, but I think I’d be a better student.

Mijal Bitton

Thing is about the Passover table. There’s there’s no,

Michael Rapaport

I don’t know about that.

Noam Weissman

Even you’re saying even.

Michael Rapaport

Yeah, it says that show.

Noam Weissman

Sides the four sons. So there’s there’s the wise one. There’s the evil one. Not. No, no Russia. I don’t know how to translate. So, Russia, Tom and Shannon daily show, those four of the four sons wise.

Mijal Bitton

I don’t, you know, I’m the one who kind of question. Yeah.

Noam Weissman

Which one are you?

Michael Rapaport

I’m again, I’m going to leave that for you to answer.

Noam Weissman

What do you what do you see in yourself?

Michael Rapaport

Oh, when I was a kid, I was nuts, nuts, nuts out of my mind. So I was the out of my mind. So that’s a yeah. That’s a yeah.

Mijal Bitton

That’s the center table. You will be like in charge of doing the play about the place.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, yes.

Mijal Bitton

You would be like God. Yes. I would just like throw stuff at.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, yes, yes. All of it.

Noam Weissman

Yeah that’s good. But we only got to part one of your.

Mijal Bitton

Arabic something lines. Right. So that’s where you come from. They say when it’s time la wind. Right.

Noam Weissman

Where are you going. You got this. We got.

Michael Rapaport

It.

Noam Weissman

Where we going? Where are you going? Come on.

Michael Rapaport

Israel. Yeah.

Mijal Bitton

Yeah. Oh, sorry.

Michael Rapaport

What is that? Oh, Jerusalem. Okay, okay. God. Yeah, okay, I didn’t I wasn’t for two.

Noam Weissman

Okay.

Michael Rapaport

Yeah, man.

Mijal Bitton

He’s just a what that what what are you carrying with you.

Michael Rapaport

But I got, I got I got a pillowcase full of things.

Noam Weissman

What’s up. Yeah. My daughter oh one for. Oh.

Mijal Bitton

So everybody goes around like my I have a nine year old and a six year old. They know this by heart. They hold their thing. They ask the question. They answer the question.

Noam Weissman

That’s great.

Michael Rapaport

I love it.

Noam Weissman

That’s great. Q and A back and forth, that’s the that’s the that I do Passover is the talk about education. It is the ultimate night of education. Is it. It is the no. It is the consecration of education in Judaism. That’s the Passover is it’s the night that you say to your children, to your spouse, to your partners, to yourself, even if especially if no one’s around you.

Noam Weissman

You just say to yourself, you have a conversation with yourself, mean it’s a it’s a back and forth dialog. It’s Q&A to get you thinking, not just get you thinking, to get you remembering. Remembering something that you and I weren’t even there for. Like Michael said, the whole concept is if you act in a certain way, yeah, then you’ll start internalizing it.

Noam Weissman

So this is this. This night has so much like sincerity to it.

Mijal Bitton

And it’s super sensorial.

Noam Weissman

It’s it’s oral. Exactly.

Mijal Bitton

Like if you don’t just do it fast, like you could just like, yeah, even smell and feel and seeing it’s.

Michael Rapaport

I love that.

Mijal Bitton

But you mentioned before something that was I thought was really powerful. When you were speaking about your grandmother.

Michael Rapaport

Yes.

Mijal Bitton

Like Passover, like, I love Jewish schools, Jewish institutions, all of that. But I really believe that Judaism is is passed in, in the family. Yeah. And just to hear you speak about your grandmother and just say, like my grandma told me what a proper Passover was.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, she did, she did.

Mijal Bitton

I’ll say, by the way, if you want, there’s, there’s a Persian Jewish custom that I’ll be honest, I don’t know why they do this on Passover, but it’s really fun.

Mijal Bitton

What is it you want to. Have you heard of what? Persian. Just. I have a Persian Jewish family, doing the. Yeah, I know you know, the Sunday the. You know, like when you say,

Michael Rapaport

Yes.

Mijal Bitton

Yeah, it would have been enough. Okay. Persian Jews get very intense about this. They literally prepare scallions.

Noam Weissman

Yes. You have you heard? Yes, yes. We take all of these customs. I do this, you know, my parents, my parents are real educators. That’s really what they are. They they take.

Mijal Bitton

You beat each other. I don’t,

Noam Weissman

I’m not to the point of pain.

Mijal Bitton

So in my family, friends houses, it gets very.

Noam Weissman

It gets it gets violent.

Mijal Bitton

In a good way. And a good, like everyone’s expecting it.

Noam Weissman

You know? Okay.

Mijal Bitton

And you basically like recreating the lashes of Egypt. But that’s. I know for me, it’s Passover I want to be thinking about.

Noam Weissman

But that’s a that’s a beautiful idea to to even if you and I and your Sephardic.

Michael Rapaport

And my Sephardic.

Noam Weissman

So so we’re not. Yes. Yes. So be maybe that’s a nice thing to do to take on Persian Jewish customs. This. Oh, that’s Passover, this Passover. Guys just get to know me. Hahaha. But did you take something on to take something on like that? That could be nice to just to have a touch, to connect to our there’s there’s a tremendous.

Noam Weissman

I just.

Mijal Bitton

Bring some testimonials from people in.

Noam Weissman

Iran. That’s a great idea. That’s a great idea. I think we should do something like that. That’s that’s.

Michael Rapaport

A good idea.

Noam Weissman

That these are things that we should do.

Noam Weissman

Okay. Last question about you being a little rascal as a child.

Michael Rapaport

Yes.

Noam Weissman

Tell me about the afikomen. The idea about to have, you know. Okay. Oh, this is good teacher teaching me. I’ll do it. What’s that? I in.

Mijal Bitton

The. Okay, so at the beginning, when you, when you have the initial sort of the beginning. So you, you break off a piece and you save it to be the last portion of next that that’s going to be eaten at the end of the day.

Michael Rapaport

Okay? Okay.

Mijal Bitton

I’m part of, and there is a ritual obligation to eat it in its entirety at the end. So, like, you know what you’re saying. So, like, you’re not supposed to finish the sentence. So it’s like after you have all the and you eat the meal, right, then you have to eat at the end, right?

Noam Weissman

So it should be the taste that you end the entire evening with that you go to.

Mijal Bitton

Not delicious dessert.

Michael Rapaport

You well right Macha.

Noam Weissman

You eat the dessert and then.

Michael Rapaport

You do that, right? You,

Mijal Bitton

I mean, it’s lovely. It’s that I love it, I love it. Just kidding. But but part of what became a custom is that we use the common not only in the ritual way, but as an incentive to keep kids up. So. So what do we do?

Noam Weissman

Because it’s all about the kids, right?

Mijal Bitton

It’s all about the kids. But. And by the way.

Noam Weissman

If you have kids, if you have kids, by the way, you should too. It’s not everyone’s got like different communities and everything.

Mijal Bitton

But if you have kids, you should try to make the Seder as engaging as possible. Yeah. So we want to keep them awake because it’s really at the beginning. We have it. I have no idea. It’s the father has to do exactly this.

Noam Weissman

We do. I’m interested to hear there are two different ways we do it.

Mijal Bitton

Right. So in my in my family house, we the grown ups. And I think sometimes the kids do it.

Noam Weissman

Well that’s. Yeah, that’s by us.

Mijal Bitton

The parents hide it.

Noam Weissman

Do you know about this? The parents hide. So we had by the way, this is great. This is great. I love this.

Mijal Bitton

Man. And then the kids, they’re supposed to wait till the end, but of course.

Michael Rapaport

Right, right.

Mijal Bitton

But the whole idea is that they. You have to keep them. By the end, they have to find their second. And again, different families do this.

Michael Rapaport

And then all you’re cleaning out the out the window because they’ve torn the place up trying to find it.

Mijal Bitton

Right. And then there’s this. We do like a big prize for whoever finds it.

Noam Weissman

And it could be competitive.

Michael Rapaport

Got it, got it.

Noam Weissman

Wait, wait. Only one of the kids gets it. Come on. I don’t buy that. Yes. Really? Yes. It’s that.

Michael Rapaport

How are you going to teach these kids at this point? You know, to certain. But there’s only one on. If you come in.

Noam Weissman

And there’s no.

Michael Rapaport

Party, there’s no participation trophies in afikomens. There’s one piece of matzo, that’s it.

Noam Weissman

One person gets the prize.

Michael Rapaport

Next year, you focus. Yeah, that’s your focus.

Noam Weissman

What are they not like? Are they not like, creating, like little ones?

Mijal Bitton

Yeah, I found it was a kid, I guess, dealing with cousins. Like I still remember that. Yeah, that was amazing. I felt like.

Noam Weissman

You really grabbed it. You’re like, I got it.

Mijal Bitton

It took so long. It was like hours of looking for it.

Noam Weissman

I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m so soft as a parent when I hear this story, okay? Because, well, we do you feel judged? Yeah. You’re like, oh.

Michael Rapaport

No, I like it. I like it better off. Say, you’re so better off. I’m so sorry. I was so off to to. My kids are older too, but I was soft as a parent too. I get it.

Noam Weissman

So what I do is I was raised.

Michael Rapaport

It’s different. It’s Ashkenazi.

Noam Weissman

Yes.

Michael Rapaport

It’s different.

Noam Weissman

So I was just like I would have my kids are like running around looking for it. Were by the way, I’m just thought.

Mijal Bitton

You had it. It’s not them because sometimes it’s some family.

Noam Weissman

I don’t want to be bothered to look for something.

Michael Rapaport

Especially where they hide it.

Noam Weissman

Yeah, but could be anywhere.

Michael Rapaport

Anything could happen.

Noam Weissman

It’s not. Not for me.

Michael Rapaport

No.

Noam Weissman

Yeah. I need to sit here. I don’t want to walk around looking for mother, but for the kids, they should. They should busy themselves with looking for this matter. But I’m so soft because what I do.

Mijal Bitton

Is I like most people of.

Noam Weissman

You know, I just say it’s important for you, for you to have teamwork. And all of you are in this together. Are you ready? Yeah.

Mijal Bitton

We got it. Like, And what is that?

Michael Rapaport

I get it, I get it, I get it.

Noam Weissman

You know, and then and then and then probably somewhere it gets worse. If they can’t find it within like 25 minutes, we give them hints.

Michael Rapaport

Hotter, hotter, colder. Calling Marco Polo, I see I be going.

Noam Weissman

So now you know that I. If you call me, you got to do it.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, I got to do with it. Okay. Yes yes yes I.

Noam Weissman

Don’t don’t look for it. Make you hide it and then make them look for it, whoever the them is in.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, 100%.

Noam Weissman

But you’re not. You can’t be bothered to be looking for matter.

Michael Rapaport

I know my back. It’s. It’s something. It could hurt something.

Mijal Bitton

Good hiding spots.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, yes.

Mijal Bitton

If you hide it with other matter.

Noam Weissman

Of that you. You’re like a schema. I’m not a schema. You’re a martyr.

Mijal Bitton

So you have to do it now, whether you know what the command is, because you have to eat it, right.

Michael Rapaport

You got to find it. You can’t forget where you put it.

Mijal Bitton

Oh, if you did other adults in name the game and they like that be fun.

Michael Rapaport

Yeah.

Mijal Bitton

Like you have to do it. You have to do it.

Noam Weissman

Okay. That’s great. All right. So here’s my last question for you. Go ahead. Here’s our last question. You’ve had a fascinating career. You’ve been you know, you’ve been in Hollywood. You are in Hollywood. You’ve been on, on on, friends. Yes. Been on reality TV shows. You were just caught eating food awkwardly. Yes. And, traders, do you do that on purpose, by the way?

Michael Rapaport

No.

Noam Weissman

You were. What were you do? I’ve had lunch with you before. You ate like a human being when I had lunch.

Michael Rapaport

That’s what I was trying to tell you. When you’re when you’re in Scotland and, you weren’t. There was no one in the room. That’s the thing. The camera was very far away.

Noam Weissman

The food was the place.

Michael Rapaport

Who doesn’t shovel food when they’re trying to chase around real Housewives in Scotland? Everybody shovels food. So it’s like, not okay, fair. But it was national. It was like an international incident. Right? Crazy.

Noam Weissman

Yeah. Okay. So you had food, so you had a reality TV shows. You’ve been you’ve become this like, I want to say Jewish advocate and activist.

Michael Rapaport

Yeah, yeah.

Noam Weissman

And and now.

Mijal Bitton

You have a show.

Noam Weissman

Yes. And you are. Now you get to work for Chabad now also. So therefore, according to Tucker Carlson, you’re behind.

Michael Rapaport

Yes, yes, yes, yes yes. Okay.

Noam Weissman

So.

Noam Weissman

I’ve also heard and now it’s like a time for me I don’t know if you’re on this also Michael you are running. You plan to run for mayor.

Michael Rapaport

No. The campaign has started. It started already? Yes.

Mijal Bitton

I thought it was a joke when I first.

Michael Rapaport

No, no. It’s it.

Noam Weissman

You feel like that’s insulting? Is that insulting?

Michael Rapaport

Not. Do I feel like it’s insulting? No, I, I met and I, I would expect I would think if you if you.

Noam Weissman

If you did come first announcing who’s running for president. I think a lot of people were like, well, I thought.

Mijal Bitton

It was a good,

Michael Rapaport

A bit a tongue. Yeah. I mean, to be totally honest, when I mentioned it wasn’t a bit, it was sort of an impulsive reaction to Zohran the moron. And and, you know.

Noam Weissman

Danny.

Michael Rapaport

When I become mayor of New York, I will thank him. I will thank him because he he has inspired, me and this campaign because I want to do and, be, 500 more a genuine, 500 more of percent more genuine and honest, and actually, mean what I say and say what I mean, and and not hem and haw, for the people I want to be the most.

Michael Rapaport

My goal is to be the most transparent politician in the history of politics. So when I screw up and rest assure I will screw up, I will acknowledge it. When things don’t get done that I try to get done, I will acknowledge it. And I feel like that, will be the biggest strength that I have. I won’t be the most eloquent.

Michael Rapaport

I’m always won’t be the most patient. I won’t be the most a lot of things. But I know that my heart and my intentions and my, will be in the right place. And I’ll have great people around me, and the press conferences are going to be lit. The press conferences are going to be crazy.

Noam Weissman

What are your intentions? Like, what do you want for the city of New York?

Michael Rapaport

I want people to feel that.

Noam Weissman

Without, like, saying what you what you don’t like. I want.

Michael Rapaport

I want people, I want people to when they say the greatest city owners. I want them to truly believe it. I want people to feel safe. I want them to feel proud. I want people to feel, hopeful and optimistic. You know, from the from the, the deepest, deepest part of Staten Island to the tippy, tippy top of the Bronx and all the five boroughs.

Michael Rapaport

That’s what I truly, truly want. All the all the, stereotypical things about affordability, and all that stuff. Obviously, that’s the intention, but but at the, at the, at the gist of it, at the heart of it is to make people in New York City feel comfortable, proud and optimistic about living here.

You want to get into the camp because. What do you want? To want a job? Oh.

Noam Weissman

You’re looking for a gig.

Michael Rapaport

You’re looking for a job.

Noam Weissman

I give it up for it. I can’t, you know, I can. I mean, I can help, however, I’m. We’re not. We’re not very. I’m blessed. Are you. Are you. You’re more politically minded than I am. Right? Or a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.

Mijal Bitton

So you can do so much for the job.

Michael Rapaport

All right. Just let me know. Let me know. Anybody out there? Anybody good? I need a social media, czar. I definitely want to get it.

Noam Weissman

I think Nate wants, you know.

Michael Rapaport

I’m going to have somebody. I’m going to have a definitely. We’re going to have, like, a basketball, training, stuff because we’re going to get kids, off that pickleball court. We want New York City to, to breed, great basketball players again in the streets of New York. And the list goes on and on. I would just go to a lot of different, unorthodox things, and there’s going to be a lot of orthodox things that are straight forward.

Michael Rapaport

And I know you’re like, is this.

Noam Weissman

Do you want for Christmas? Of course. You remember the course.

Michael Rapaport

Yeah. Okay. Come on.

Noam Weissman

Michael, thank you so much for joining and for coming on the show and being on.

Michael Rapaport

Thank you.

Noam Weissman

Here I wonder Jews and wondering together with us.

Mijal Bitton

And wishing you and everybody who’s listening I have a.

Noam Weissman

Have happy.

Michael Rapaport

Happy Passover.

Noam Weissman

It’s great. Rock on.

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